Ok everyone - listen up. This is going to be rant on behalf of mommy. She is not a happy camper right now. We had a GREAT 1st BDay party yesterday. And that was only Part 1!!! We have another party this coming weekend. However; we have to let everyone know that if you come to visit us it is ESSENTIAL that you WASH YOUR HANDS upon entering our home. Every time someone comes to visit us - mommy says as soon as they walk through the door "please wash your hands". Well just so you all know...this isn't a question. It's a statement. And we're pretty good with our English lately and we're pretty sure that questions and statements are completely different. You see...when a question is asked that means you have a choice to what the answer may be. But when a statement is made - there's no choice involved. Get where we're going with this? That means you don't say "well I washed them before I left my house" because this won't fly. Several people tried this yesterday and it didn't work. Let's think about this for a minute. If you did in fact wash your hands before leaving your house what did you touch after that? Your doorknob to leave your house, your car door, your steering wheel, your purse (if you have one like mommy does), our doorbell and probably our doorknob too. Then when you came in to our house you took your shoes off (another rule). When is the last time you've washed all these things? Exactly. Which means...now you're in our house and even though you've "washed" already - you need to wash again. It's not hard. It's a simple request. It's a logical request. And it's actually...no longer a request. If you feel you don't want to wash your hands when you come to our home don't bother coming because mommy gets upset about this and we don't want to see her this way. We were born 2 months premature...you're lucky she's even letting you in!
Ok - our rant is over. We're sure you've gotten the point. Now on to better things! We have so many picture of our 1st party but they're not on the computer yet. Once mommy gets her butt in gear we'll put the pics up. We had so much fun!!! And...we were so good that we got a NEW YORK YANKEES TOY BOX for all of our toys!!!!!!! Yippie!!!!
Love,
Hannah, Hailey & Emily
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LOL i wish you lived closer i think we are the same person! ha! Not only am I a hand washing natzi, i make them use hand sanitizer After they washed their hands just to be sure! :o)
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