What is wrong with our mother?!?! Look...just LOOK at what she did! Daddy only left for a few hours! We didn't think we'd be subjected to such horror in his absense. She must have lost her mind. Has she not seen just how cute we are in hats? Hats are fine...just fine with us. No need to put our hair up in fancy shmancy thingie dingies that require us to sit still for more than 15 seconds. No need! Oh we're still trying to recover from the abuse.
The don't-you-dare-touch-our-hair girls
(Please note that I was smart enough to make sure mommy didn't even attempt to come near me during this psychotic break of hers. Hailey)